ISU/Strangetalk people:

Fosmark wenches:

hanna - hanna is truly the shit. she lives down the hall from me, and i loves her. in that non sexual friend like way. you know hanna's insane when she starts running around in a pink hat with her sock monkey.

meg - my old roommate who i never see anymore. we used to be really close but i really don't see her enough anymore... :(

danelle - more commonly known as emo, she's one of the trashballs who live across the hall from me.

lindsey - also known as limbo, she's the other trashball across the hall.

holly - she's a sweetie, and she's engaged. sorry boys. she lives around the corner and down the hall.

jennie - bubbles. she's travel sized and the oldest of the fosmark ST girls. jennie IS the punk junior high kid.

Dildo Apartment girls:

liz - rockstarpants. liz is the shiznit, she's funny as hell and reminds me of, well, me.

natalie - sorceress of magic. nat is everyone's mom, she takes care of us.

ellee - princess jezabelle. ellee is the resident insane person. she's crazy fun when drunk, and just plain fun the rest of the time. chauvinist pigs beware.

kevin - magnum. he doesn't really live there, but as he dates ellee and is there all the damn time, i'll throw him in here. kevin is one of the few truly nice guys i know.

random other people:

casey - python. hanna's current object of whatever at the moment, and the reason i go on coffee fueled perkins benders on a regular basis.

kyle - infinity. my puppy dog...errr...yeah, kyle's cool and stuff.

andy - wrench. he drives me insane. that is all.

turk|sh - i think his real name is ryan, he gets a shout out for buying my hey mercedes ticket.

vic - aka deepblue. vic is the resident insane foreign guy. he and danelle have a date this weekend, which, simply put, blows my mind.

mark - aka markk. he's depressed like me. i love mark, he's a sweetie, he runs the cam page.

andrew - aka kirps. i love andrew, he always manages to cheer me up when i feel like shit. he also needs a woman, so all you single girls...

ryan - aka delerious dancing fish or vero's ryan. quite possibly one of the funniest people i know. i dyed his hair blue when he had a mohawk.

vero - avatar of random. vero, simply put, kicks ass. she's punk rock to the max.

eric - aka scsi ("scuzzy"). my token hippie/geek/stoner friend.

brad - sparx. he's a sweetie. and he has lots of computers, and a really nifty coat.

marnie - exquisite eyes. the resident older girl over in freeman. she's a sincerely nice person. there should be more marnie like people in the universe.

matt - talenos. used to be my toy until he found out that something was up between andy and i, well, i guess us not being friends anymore started when i was with drew again...he's a sweetie, but kind of annoying. in the same way that a bird is a kind of covered in feathers.

carol - schnozbrry. i never used to like carol, but now i do, after talking to her more. she's a lot like me in the "confused as all hell" sense.

mark - THE mark. of chegg/ST fame, he's meg's boyfriend and a good three fourths of the reason i couldn't live with her anymore. we get along infinitely better now.

seager - the one and only. seager's just a monkey. and i am convinced he doesn't really have a first name, despite the fact that i know it's mike.

caleb - atrophic. through everything that happened, he's stuck with me and listened to my bitching. and my joy. i <3 caleb, again in the non-sexual friend like way.

ryan - ikthoos. again with the puppy ness. he still likes me, so i've been trying to distance myself. i miss him as a friend, though.

drew - itsdrewmiller. he's insane, and not in that happy fun way. i haven't seen him since he broke it off with me, and i miss having him as my friend, though all my girl friends seem to hate him.

Non ISU people:

ryan - i <3 the ry ry.

jayson - my best friend, though some days i think it's only in words. we're floating apart.

mikey g. - mike knows everyone worth knowing in des moines. you do NOT want to get on his bad side, he'll cancel your bank account.

rob - the person i'd call if i needed kneecaps broken. rob's the enforcer.

craig - he's the biggest sweetie and asshole ever in one package. we neeeever dated, no no no.

mike t. - anyone who says lead singers are not drama queens is sadly sadly mistaken.

neal - for some reason, i know a lot of people who hate him. ry says it's because he went emo awhile back. i think neal's the shit. he tends to randomly show up and skateboard around the room.

megan - craig's new girlfriend. i love her, she's a sweetie. she's gonna come stay up here one of these days and go party with me.

brian d. - assistant manager at hot topic, he's a jhonen fan and one of the happiest goth people i've ever met.