The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.